I'm telling you right now
This thing won't get him down
My little brother is a fighter, I should know
'Cause in every disagreement and in every game
He's a determined little C-word
With a filthy turn of phrase
It's always effen this, effen that, what a little 'B'
He's got another dirty word and it starts with a 'C'
He seasons every sentence with the worst things you've heard
He's got the biggest effen heart
For a little C word
Tamara doesn't like it when he drops the 'f' bomb
She says 'you better watch your mouth 'round the kids'
He loves his beautiful wife
She's a pretty good mum
And he gets about as good as he gives
When he says effen this, effen that, what a little 'B'
He's got another dirty word and it starts with a 'C'
He seasons every sentence with the worst things you've heard
He's got the biggest effen heart
For a little C word
At the kids' grand finals
Down the dog track with dad
He's got a colourful way of expressing
How he feels when the game goes bad
So, when he got the news
He didn't lose his sense of humour
He said 'I'm like Schwarzenegger and this thing is not a tumour'
Scaring all the nurses with his joking and his cursing
But Tamara had to tell me when he couldn't find the words
About this effen this, effen that, what a little 'B'
He's got this awful bloody thing
And it starts with a 'C'
But he's gonna get better He's got that trip to Phuket
He's got aisles to walk down with his daughters
Grand finals to be at
He's got his wife
He's got their grandkids to see
He's got the biggest effen heart
For a little bloke with the big C
And I'm telling you right now
This thing won't get him down