Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or? Cristiano Arragontaldo Real and Poortugal Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or? Lionel Messigician Bancelona and Handballgentina Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or? Savewell Neuer Bayern and Germazing Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or? Tear it the f up Just like we did with Garcia's report It's so clear it's so easy to see The best player in the world this year was me! More goals, more assists, more trophies won I got muscles popping out anywhere Even my statue's hung! I've seen your statue! Yes I know that one The only thing that is accurate Is that it is bronze! With your plucked brows, greased hair And so much more Cause I'm the Champions League I'm the Spanish League all time top scorer And I know how gutted you were When I broke those records before ya! In the world cup, you did sweet f all Me, the final and the golden ball! Haha the golden ball, that was golden bullsht! The only thing you did in the final was a lame-ass Sky-high freekick. You act like Mr. Perfect But you're just a shame! You're in deepsht with the Taxman You tried to leave through Instagram! Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or? My career is thriving Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or? It shouldn't be about looks Where's your burgundy tux? Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or? I've won the World Cup You're a goalie shut up! Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or? End