Broke, Soaked and Dirty Never knew life could be so good Had a drink at five thirty in the a.m. Just to make the day taste like it should Why should I care what I think of me I don't believe what I know I see I raise my glass up. I thank me so much For everything I don't wanna do No I don't wanna do Broke, Soaked and Dirty Never knew life could be a good Had a drink at my smoke break Just to make the day feel like it should That's half my day... I'm makin my way... To my paradise I can't never find Later that night... I'll catch a good fight Then I can turn on my t.v. Broke, Soaked and Dirty Never knew life could be so good Had a drink with my drink after another drink and another Drink around supper time Just to make the night taste like it should