To all the people we've let down
May you be granted one wish
To all the people we've offended
Our asses you may kiss
If you can't take a joke
Maybe you can take a dick
Ignorance is overrated
But arrogance is bliss
Asshole
Yeah, that's what they calling me
They can watch the time fly
While they wait on an apology
D.F.Y., D.F.Y., that's the story of my life
They always told me don't speak
If you ain't saying nothing nice
Attitude over everything, everything over my exes
Everyone stays for dinner
Only the chosen stay for breakfast, agh!
Sorry, I'm not sorry
Came in tardy to the party, dressing, acting like I'm Ari
They ask me why I'm conceited
And why I'm over-achieving
People done fucked me over
So really I'm just getting even
There's a price on my head
I'm going for dead
'Cause nobody cares about me
I've been way too self-involved
I guess it's my fault
Maybe we'll just have to wait and see
And you know
As I'm living, I dont stress 'em, I "God bless" 'em
Learned that lesson, now I'm better
I'm walking into confession
One shot for my people
Who never made it up out the ghetto
To get through this shit
I'm gon' need another shot of espresso
Let's go
"Fuck 'em all", is what I'm yellin' 'til I die
Did it all on my own, I'm doin' what I fantasized
Might have hurt a couple feelings, but I never told no lies
And the nerve of these folks, they want me to apologize?
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm not
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm not
Sorry for stuntin
Sorry for nothin'
Sorry for what?
Sorry, I'm not sorry
Asshole
Why the fuck you callin' me?
Said it 'cause I had to
That wasn't a real apology
Scorpio, my astrology
Tardiness is my policy
"Lived a man, died a legend"
Someday will be my biography
Living, and loving, and learning
Watching the world as it's turning
They say that this is just murder
Please, let me call my attorney
Dudes, what about 'em?
See, boyfriends are like assholes
Every girl's got one
It's just that we don't
Wanna hear about 'em
I'm in London and Paris
Stunt and embarrass
Shopping at Harrod's
Seeing an heiress
She lies to her parents
She's running my errands
And wondering why
I dont want to get married
'Cause I don't give a fuck
Don't give a fuck
(Won't you tell 'em like)
I dont give a fuck
Don't give a fuck
In love and war
There are no rules and no regulations
No judges, no congregations
No hugs, and no conversations
No love, and no consummation
Stop letting my confidence
Expose all your insecurities
And you wonder why
Nothing worries me
(Thought I told 'em, you know)
Fuck 'em all is what I'm yellin' 'til I die
Did it all on my own, I'm doin' what I fantasized
Might have hurt a couple feelings, but I never told no lies
And the nerve of these folks, they want me to apologize?
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm not
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm not
Sorry for stuntin', sorry for nothin'
Sorry for what? Sorry, I'm not sorry
Sorry, I'm not sorry

Sorry, I'm not sorry
Sorry, I'm not sorry
I told him, "Real men never ask for help"
He turned to me and said, "Son, don't flatter yourself"
I told him, "Real men never ask for help"
He turned to me and said, "Son, don't flatter yourself"
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Asshole
Yeah, that's what they calling me
Yeah, that's what they calling me
Yeah, that's what they calling me
Yeah, that's what they calling me
Yeah, that's what they calling me