Here we go That gangster of the blues Boo hoo whoopty woo Here we go again Bad news is everywhere Losin' all my friends They Say I'm mad But I don't care Here we go again Bad news is everywhere Losin' all my friends They say I'm mad But I don't care First, my bitch got knocked up (oops) Then my pops got locked up (poof) Then I toured around the world Met a lot of little girls And nodded off in the pasta (damn) It's just a hard knock life (that's right) Better go guard your wife (your wife) Cuz she's giving me the eye While she's waving me goodbye And I might just toss her (nope) Then my car got smashed up (bang) And my cards got cashed up (dang) Then I took to the streets like a circus freak, Bleeding out straight ketchup (ouch) I guess that's the breaks (no way) When it's all take take take (all day) But it ain't no thing Cuz I got that swing and I'm still so sexy Here we go again Bad news is everywhere Losin' all my friends They Say I'm mad But I don't care Here we go again Bad news is everywhere Losin' all my friends They say I'm mad But I don't care First, my stove got turned up (hot) Then my clothes got burned up (stop) It's just a little bad luck acting silly at the club What the kids call murder (pop pop pop) Like a sex professor (oww) And no I don't feel no pressure (no) Got my ears to the streets for a trick and a treat And a new investor I was flying cross the land like Peter Pan Eyes on the prize and a piece in my hand With a little bit of bleach and some elbow grease Tryin to get that funk out the frying pan But I just met her should get better Cuz she's pulling out all the stops Ain't nothing upstairs but a bucket and a prayer And an illustrated book about dirty cops Here we go again Bad news is everywhere Losin' all my friends They Say I'm mad But I don't care Here we go again Bad news is everywhere Losin' all my friends They say I'm mad But I don't care