Woke up early and I'm feeling fine Got the day off it's all mine It's all mine It's all mine It's all mine It's all mine So I grab my shoes and I head for the door All I have is this one little chore So I head for the market Oh no! Oh no! I feel it coming on Oh Shoot! Oh Darn! And I don't have a tampon It's okay it's alright If I can have some ice cream tonight I want ice cream So I grab my pads and some Gushers too If you don't mess with me I don't mess with you Cause this is my couch Oh no! Oh no! I feel it coming on Oh Shoot! Oh Darn! And I don't have a tampon Gonna watch Star Trek till I fucking die Picard is my lover everything else is a lie You sit down next to me and say It'll be alright I shed my uterine lining like I shed my tears The depths of my pussy hold your darkest fears You think I'm cute now Try going down on me I'll drown you while you part the red sea