I heard all the ladies love a man in uniform
Well I got a bright blue vest and a pair of velcro shoes
When I click that neon sign they all come running
Lookin for a little express lane rendezvous
I'm gonna scan them melons
Gonna bag them buns
Gonna sack those thighs
Thinking my oh my
Hate to see em go
But love to watch em leave
There's a clean up on aisle three
Yeah it's minimum wage
But sometimes it pays to be the checkout boy
Now here's a blond haired bombshell
Bopping down my grocery runway
With a tiny tank top tied right above her cut off jeans
Mam did you find everything okay cause I know that I did
You don't need no receipt satisfaction's guaranteed
I'm gonna scan them melons
Gonna bag them buns
Gonna sack those thighs
Thinking my oh my
Hate to see em go
But love to watch em leave
There's a clean up on aisle three
Yeah it's minimum wage
But sometimes it pays to be the checkout boy
I'm gonna take em to the bakery and roll em around
Open up the freezer try to cool em on down
Buy a dozen roses they're twice marked down
They only really love my employee discount
Next in line please
I'm gonna scan them melons
Gonna bag them buns
Gonna sack those thighs
Thinking my oh my
Hate to see em go
But love to watch em leave
There's a clean up on aisle three
Yeah it's minimum wage
But sometime it pays to be the checkout boy
Yeah it's minimum wage, but sometime it pays to be the checkout boy
Remember ladies it is double couple day
I'm gonna need a price check on this one
Come on down let me check you out