Ted Bundy had a girlfriend
A lot of bad guys do
I wonder how he kept his secrets hidden
And if I can really trust you
So far, you haven't murdered me
But there's a first time for everything, I know
Is it anxiety or intuition
Telling me I'd be safer alone?
You're not my type
Because you're so nice to me all the time
You remember my birthday, and you're a really good kisser
I'm still scared I'm gonna find out you're a serial killer
Serial killer, oh, oh
Serial killer, oh
Serial killer, oh, oh
Serial killer, oh
What if I wake up in a bathtub full of ice
With my heart cut out?
I'm terrified of the world outside
People, places, things, I'm afraid of nouns
And you're not my type
Because you're so nice to me all the time
You remember my middle name, and you're a pretty good listener
I'm still scared I'm gonna find out you're a serial killer
Serial killer, oh, oh
Serial killer, oh
Serial killer, oh, oh
Serial killer, oh
I'm afraid this could get bloody
I'm not used to warm and fuzzy
I still flinch when you touch me
I'm suspicious 'cause you love me
What if you're too good to be true, and I open up to you?
There must be something wrong with you
Something wrong with you
'Cause you're not my type
You're too damn nice to me all the time
None of your exes are floating face down in the river
But I'm still scared I'm gonna find out you're a serial killer
Serial killer, oh, oh
Serial killer, oh
Serial killer, oh, oh
Serial killer, oh
You remember my birthday, and you're a really good kisser
Honestly, I'm more likely to be the serial killer