The preacher pulled me aside on Sunday He said to your sins confess Is it true what I've been hearing I looked at him and answered yes I've been seen on Lower Broadway In the honky tonks and bars Dancing with the little floozies Drinking whiskey and smoking cigars I'm a double agent for the Lord I hang out with the other side Don't think I am of one accord With those who steal and cheat and lie Oh I'm fearless on my mission Protected by his holy sword I may act like a lowly sinner I'm a double agent for the Lord The preacher's eyes they got wider He said son you need some help Let me meet you there next Friday So you don't go down by yourself Where ever two are more are gathered Christ said there I'll also be We must keep this a secret But those true words apply to me I'm a double agent for the Lord I hang out with the other side Don't think I am of one accord With those who steal and cheat and lie Oh I'm fearless on my mission Protected by his holy sword I may act like a lowly sinner I'm a double agent for the Lord I'm a double agent for the Lord I hang out with the other side Don't think I am of one accord With those who steal and cheat and lie Oh I'm fearless on my mission Protected by his holy sword I may act like a lowly sinner I'm a double agent for the Lord I may act like a lowly sinner I'm a double agent for the Lord