Miss Darla, how you sparkle like a shiny new toy And I know I'm just an eight year old lonesome cowboy And my only wish this Christmas is that I could call you baby Then a stroke of genius hit me and I got to thinking maybe That if I had a hat made of mistletoe I would wear it everywhere I go And when I got the chance, Darla, I'd pull you in close If I had a hat made of mistletoe ♪ There's a pretty heart-shaped locket in that five and dime window Been saving up my nickels and that's what I'm gonna get you 'Cause you me are like mac 'n' cheese the way we go together We could ride my pony off into that sunset forever If I had a hat made of mistletoe I would wear it everywhere I go And when I got the chance, Darla, I'd pull you in close If I had a hat made of mistletoe ♪ If I had a hat made of mistletoe I'd have the bestest Christmas I know And when I got the chance, Darla, I'd pull you in close If I had a hat made of Mistletoe If I had a hat made of Mistletoe I think that's mistletoe growing on the tree down by the barn I bet a little duct tape would hold it together Yep, that's gonna work Darla's gonna love me