Chimneys are cozy Chimneys are warm I think of chimneys As ports in a storm But warm and cozy or not I would give up the lot If I could only be a movie star A movie star Oh to be a movie star A beautiful, glamorous movie star No one imagines I harbor this hope People who know me Keep sending me soap They see soot stains And tar They'd see how wrong They are If I could only be a movie star A movie star Oh to be a movie star A beautiful, glamorous, radiant, ravishing Movie star I'd be so grateful That after premiers I'd sweep out the theatre And fold up the chairs I would know what it meant To be truly content If I could only be a movie star Prospects look dismal How can I go on? My piggy is empty My Kleenex is gone If I starve here alone Let them carve on my stone She never got to be a movie star I'm not asking much It's not as if I wanna be a rich beautiful glamorous movie star Or even a well-liked beautiful glamorous movie star I just want to be a beautiful glamorous movie star For its own sake A beautiful, glamorous, radient, ravishing Achoo! Movie star