Ladies and gentlemen
A limited number of the new peace bonds
Is still available
The price a mere twenty-three
Ah, thank you, sir
You may claim your certificates when convenient
And you, madam
Thank you very much
And you sir, splendid
Four for this gentlemen here, thank you very much
Ah, two for the lady there
Come and get your gilt-edged peace bonds
Offered at a price you want to pay
(A price you want to pay!)
Come and get your gilt-edged peace bonds
Gentlemen and ladies, we are practically giving them away!
Ladies and gentlemen
A limited number of the old peace bonds are still available
The price, a mere twenty-two (twenty-two)
Someone's selling peace bonds
At twenty-two
Ladies and gentlemen
Fortune has indeed smiled upon you tonight
I have been authorized to lower the price of the new peace bonds
To twenty two!
A splendid bargain
Come and get your low-price peace bonds
Step right up and get 'em while they last
(Get 'em while they last) A bargain! A bargain!
Come and get your low-price peace bonds
We promise you you'll feel a perfect fool
If you are stranded empty-handed
When this opportunity has passed
That's right, twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one
Did I hear from you, miss? You'll take two?
Twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one
There's a man who's taking four
Twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one
Have I got this straight, sir?
You'll take eight, sir
Good!
Twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one
There's just forty more
Treat yourself to peace bonds
At twenty-one
Old ones at twenty
No one's buying our bonds
Not a single one
Ladies and gentlemen
For a limited time only
New peace bonds for twenty
That's right, twenty!
Why pay twenty when seventeen is plenty?
We've got plenty to sell for seventeen
Seventeen then, seventeen it is
New peace bonds for only seventeen!
Who'll be first?
Why pay seventeen when you can buy for sixteen?
They're holding their bonds, we are holding none
Sixteen then, anyone, anyone at sixteen?
Old bonds at fifteen
New bonds at fourteen
Twelve! Ten! Eight! Six!
Here's our newest low price, no price
Lower - if you find one, let us know
This is it, we've hit rock bottom
Step right up and come and get 'em
Just as soon as someone's got 'em
That's the end of our portfolio
Keep selling and smile! Fie!
Come and get your low price peace bonds (our prices are lowered)
Step right up and get 'em while they last
Come and get your gilt-edged peace bonds
Get your golden peace bonds
A bargain! A bargain!
Yes a bargain
A bargain, a bargain
Come get 'em while you can
They're going fast!