There's somethin' so special
About a night out with you
Even if it just clarifies
That I'd much rather us be one or two
We don't even get where we want to go
We are only sixteen
And my stolen ID doesn't look me
Even if I make my eyes look big and smokey
'Cause I know you're not my boyfriend, you'll
Never love me, but maybe
Only in that awkward, friendly, sisterly way
'Cause your girlfriend is so pretty
And the boys say that she's hot but
It seems my Class-A jokes and comedy
Apparently, are not
Da-da-da-da-da
Seems the joke's on me
Da-da-da-da-da
Because you don't love me
Well I hear your young princess
She's mentioned marriage
Well I hope you've brought the ring
To secure your place in her suburban palace
I can see you in a shirt and tie
Looking angry cause you hate your 9 till 5
The baby's not sleeping
The princess is weeping
Cause you've left every morning
Without saying goodbye
'Cause I know you're not my boyfriend, you'll
Never love me, but maybe
Only in that awkward, friendly, sisterly way
'Cause your girlfriend is so pretty
And the boys say that she's hot but
It seems my Class-A jokes and comedy
Apparently, are not
Da-da-da-da-da
Seems the joke's on me
Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Because you don't love me
Well you know we'd have so much more fun
No mention of Valentines or silver charms
I'd be happy with you being you then
Fall asleep in your arms
It would be like us being seven
Without the cupboard that they call heaven
We could go and sit in the garage
Where the fairytale had the only marriage
I know you're not my boyfriend, you'll
Never love me, but maybe
Only in that awkward, friendly, sisterly way
'Cause your girlfriend is so pretty
And the boys say that she's hot but
It seems my Class-A jokes and comedy
Apparently, are not
Da-da-da-da-da
Seems the joke's on me
La-ra-la-ra-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta
Because you still don't love me