I hope your cake taste like shit
And I hope your candles burn your house down
I hope that you don't get your wishes
'Cause if you did then you would have me back now
I'm not coming to your pity party
Just to listen to you all drunk
Crying that we broke up
Not responsible to make you happy
I'm not gonna make it special
You're not special anymore
I don't have to call you up
Just because it's your day
Sorry, fuck your birthday
I don't have to show you love
It's just a waste of energy
And just another day to me
Now, I'm not the type to play pretend
Stop wasting my time saying we're friends
And if you thought I'd call you guess again
It's just another day so aye, fuck your birthday
I hope that all your cards get lost
And I hope that everyone you know bails
I hope that your champagne won't pop
But fingers crossed that every dumb balloon will
I'm not coming to your pity party
Just to listen to you all drunk
Crying that we broke up
Not responsible to make you happy
I'm not gonna make it special
You're not special anymore
I don't have to call you up
Just because it's your day
Sorry, fuck your birthday
I don't have to show you love
It's just a waste of energy
And just another day to me
Now, I'm not the type to play pretend
Stop wasting my time saying we're friends
And if you thought I'd call you guess again
It's just another day so aye, fuck your birthday
Oh-na-na oh-na-na-na
Fuck your birthday, fuck your birthday
Oh-na-na oh-na-na-na
Fuck your birthday, fuck your birthday
I don't have to call you up
Just because it's your day
Sorry, fuck your birthday
I don't have to show you love
It's just a waste of energy
And just another day to me
Now, I'm not the type to play pretend
Stop wasting my time saying we're friends
And if you thought I'd call you guess again
It's just another day so aye, fuck your birthday
Fuck your birthday, fuck your birthday