Crashed my way into this penthouse party Who knows, maybe I might meet somebody So much for chasing while everyone's wasted Kinda lonely, least I got a view On the balcony the door swings open Now you're walking over in slow motion Small talk, you're smoking, you show off I'm hoping you won't turn out like the others do Always fall for the same guy, who's spinning the same lies Everybody, welcome to My non-existent love life One too many long nights Oh my God, it's getting old What happened to the good guys Hugs and laughs and high fives Somebody you really know I can't help it, I keep falling So addicted to the drama Still waiting for the highlights Of my non-existent, non-existent love life Said you wanna take me out this Friday You call me up, you said you're coming my way But it's been two hours, been waiting forever Forget it I'm not chasing after you Always fall for the same guy, who's spinning the same lies Everybody, welcome to My non-existent love life One too many long nights Oh my God, it's getting old What happened to the good guys Hugs and laughs and high fives Somebody you really know I can't help it, I keep falling So addicted to the drama Still waiting for the highlights Of my non-existent, non-existent love life Always fall for the same guy, who's spinning the same lies It's always the same guy, oh when will I realize Everybody welcome to My non-existent love life One too many long nights Oh my God, it's getting old What happened to the good guys Hugs and laughs and high fives I don't think I'll ever know I can't help it, I keep falling So addicted to the drama (the drama) Still waiting for the highlights Of my non-existent, non-existent love life Oh my God, it's getting old What happened to the good guys Hugs and laughs and high fives (high fives) Still waiting for the highlights Of my non-existent, non-existent love life (Non-existent, non-existent love life) (Non-existent, non-existent love life)