Last night I had a bad dream And it blew my head away And there was not solution And I've been awake all day And all I see is horror And it creeps beneath my skin And I'm knockin' for my nightmare But it just won't let me in. There were Grandma's that were chokin' and clingin' to their necks And the mothers they just lied There while blood gusted from their heads And the fathers they were screaming while priests were being sick And the vomit hit the ceiling while the blood was running thick And the Goth's all ran off naked and the punks all started crying And the rockers they all fainted 'Cos there was no denying That the hands of human nature had surely come to blows And the end of earth is here and only Jesus knows But the fathers they were laughin' down the public house And the demons they all ran in and threw the fathers out And they stabbed them in their Bellies and they ripped off arms and legs But the demons started joking and had a drink instead But the fireman they were on strike so they could not resolve And the army cut the 'phone line so they were not involved And while all this was happenin' I was fast asleep, With a very foolish nightmare and memories I won't keep So I woke up in the mornin' with an idea for a song And I knew that this would come out and I know it wouldn't be long