I met my brother the other day And gave him my right hand As soon as ever my back was turned He scandalized my name Now do you call that a brother? No, no You call that a brother? No, no You call that a brother No, no Scandalize my name I met my sister the other day And gave her my right hand As soon as ever my back was turned She scandalized my name Now do you call that a sister? No, no You call that a sister? No, no You call that a sister? No, no Scandalize my name I met my preacher the other day And gave him my right hand As soon as ever my back was turned He too scandalized my name Now do you call that religion? No, no You call that religion? No, no You call that religion? No, no Scandalize my name