You're a dumb ass motherfucking piece of shit
The dumbest guy I know
But I have to let you know
That you are still my bro
Before hoes yeah that's the motto
Even though when I'm too drunk you always pass me the bottle
You tell me fucking chug you stupid bitch gotta swallow
Drinking so much I forget 'bout tomorrow
I hope you understand you are stupid as a rake
But everyone I know makes some stupid ass mistakes
You never do the dishes when you're crashing at my place
But you always cheer me up when I get stood up on a date
You're a dumb ass motherfucking piece of shit
The dumbest guy I know
But I have to let you know
That you are still my bro
Dude you suck
It's just my luck
Like literally bro you're a dumb fuck
Never seen you brush your teeth
And I'm pretty sure it's you who keeps pissing in the sink
But I won't tell
Do you know why
Cause even though you're honestly the stupidest guy
Life's a little brighter when you're standing by my side
You stupid little shit
But you're my homie for life
You're a dumb ass motherfucking piece of shit
The dumbest guy I know
But I have to let you know
That you are still my bro
Dumbass
Asshole
Fuck you
Dumbass motherfucking piece of shit
You're dumb as shit, and you gots to know
You should have paid your loans instead of buying a boat
Your financial situation's a mess
But you talk me out of calling up my horrible ex
There ain't nobody quite like you
Unsolicited snaps of your gnarliest poos
You don't have a very high I.Q.
But you're always gonna be my number one dude
You're a dumb ass motherfucking piece of shit
The dumbest guy I know
But I have to let you know
That you are still my bro
Dumbass
Asshole
Fuck you
Dumbass motherfucking piece of shit
Holy shit I love that song
I never really liked that song
And it's pretty fine
But maybe you can play something glonky?