Come and see us flounder Come and see us lose Let's see what we can offer now, I know Then quietly disapprove These flaws are for your pleasure Applause please for the people we should thank Now stop, hand us your money A pound of Penny Gaffs Come and see our failures Come say how much you like Let's see who's out of favour now, I know But we'll stay friends for life These flaws, so hard to measure Applaud us for the strength to pull it off Now stop and pay our rider A pound of Penny Gaffs A pound of Penny Gaffs Now stop hand us your money A pound of Penny Gaffs