Once there was a man At least that's what I'm told Inside of a zipped up bag Wearing nothing but Schroedinger's clothes But how'd he get from A to B to EX? What did he do to fail with such effect? Once there was this guy Who lived life on the edge He never got to say his 'goodbye' Chose to lock himself up instead What's in his past to lead to such a fall? What kind of farce to think he'd fool us all? Man in a bag got carried away Man in a bag's not coming out today