They call me every name under the sun I keep my cool With claims that are flying in from everyone But I'm no fool You can tape me taking bribes or giving bungs But it's no use 'Cos life is just that little bit more fun when you're bulletproof So everyone take aim and we'll try to take a shot But when they feel no pain they're just gonna laugh it off My people say it broadens my appeal But who's to say? When you've carefully conspired in every deal They'll agree anyway You can say that I am just a barefaced liar But it's no use 'Cos the people love a devil in disguise Thus I'm bulletproof So everyone take aim and we'll try to take a shot But when they feel no pain they're just gonna laugh it off They're waiting for the moment I will fall They'll wait a while 'Cos when lawyers are still fielding all my calls It's all so futile You can tape me taking bribes or giving bungs But it's no use 'Cos life is just that little bit more fun when you're bulletproof When you're bulletproof