I'm a crosscut saw, Baby, just drag me across your log. You know I'm a crosscut saw, Just drag me across your log. I cut your wood so easy for you, You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!" Now some call me wood chopping Sam, Some call me Woodcutting Jim. The last girl I cut my wood for, you know She wants me back again. I'm a crosscut saw, Just drag me across your log. I cut your wood so easy for you, You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!" {Instrumental break} I got a double-bladed axe That really cuts good. Well, I'm a crosscut saw, Just bury me in your wood. I'm a crosscut saw, Baby, just drag me across your log. I cut your wood so easy for you, woman You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!" Now watch this {Guitar solo} Owww!