You spend too much time sat in your bedroom On your PC Are you sure that you couldn't have found the time Swallowed your pride admitted your jealousy Last week you're trying again To pull one of your city's manifold men If you were not on the internet Would you be into them? I very much doubt so any more, so What took you so long, was there a queue at the Post Office? What took you so long, Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecocach you just happened to miss? Sometimes I'm bad and sometimes I'm rotten And sometimes I say things I probably should have forgotten about people and things Do you know who I am, I'm like a Morrissey with some strings What took you so long, was there a queue at the Post Office? What took you so long, Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecocach you just happened to miss? You're always bad and you're always rotten And then you always say things that you should've forgotten Or have you had enough of your stereotypical bit of rough? What took you so long, was there a queue at the Post Office? What took you so long, Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecocach you just happened to miss?