Ill informed miseducated dross Falls from your face at a rate of knots I feel sorry for the one Who has to share a bed with you I'd rather be dead than you But as per usual my tongue was firmly in cheek I'll be dreaming up something different next week It's for the best if you just switch off I sound self important like a product Of one of the three troughs No I wouldn't want that Gossiping the day away tit for tat It's not your fault it's just where you go But in terms of reward you reap who you know You're like anorexic vultures on Oldham Street You build eachother up a musical elite I wasn't invited four years ago I'm still not and if I was I wouldn't show Don't get me wrong they do lovely lunches The muppet clientelle what a bunch of c**** Passing on judgement on things they don't know I'd love to walk out and steal the show I wouldn't want that No I wouldn't want that Gossiping the day away tit for tat It's not your fault it's just where you go But in terms of reward you reap who you know And please don't think that I'm having a go Please know that you know that I'm having a go It's about time that you know But you know I wouldn't want that Gossiping the day away tit for tat It's not your fault it's just where you go But in terms of reward you reap who you know