So this quarantine is getting out of hand
And summer's over before it began
Everyone is buying all the toilet roll
You can use the shower to wash your hole
Stay at home
Only leave to go get food
Look after the elderly
'Cos that's what makes you cool
Don't go to parties and crash your bloody car
Especially when you're supposed to be a star
This quarantine
It made me loose my mind
But if we all just stick together
It'll be just fine
Quarantine, it made me loose my mind
If we all just stick together
It'll be just fine
Never thought I'd take advice from Piers Morgan
I used to switch him straight off in the morning
But what he says is too blooming true
Stay away from me
Don't be a fool
This ain't no joke
We want it done
So we can all just go on holiday and have some fun
This quarantine
It made me loose my mind
But if we all just stick together
It'll be just fine
Quarantine, it made me loose my mind
If we all just stick together
It'll be just fine
So put on your gloves
And put on your mask
Don't buy all the food
You massive set of prats
And thanks to all the workers
Doing your thing
We'd be lost without you
And all the help you bring
This quarantine made me loose my mind
We all just stick together
It'll be just fine
So put on your gloves
And put on your mask
Don't buy all the food
You massive set of prats
And thanks to all the workers
Doing your thing
We'd be lost without you
And all the help you bring
This quarantine made loose my mind