We staggered outside, two figures imposing We were bobbing and weaving, the pubs were all closing We stumbled upstairs as the rain started pouring The roommate was naked and passed out and snoring Then I believe, I drunk-dialed your number My hands started shaking, I felt incumbered I poured a bourbon in a tumbler with rocks Your voice sounded just like a music box Your voice sounded just like a music box No pain, no gain I drive you insane Left in the rain My heart is stained You yelled in my ear for me to get home But the party was raging and I dropped the phone We tripped outside as the sun started rising We tried to buy more but it was false advertising Then I believe we trolleyed to Mexico We shot tequila, the sun was a-glow I dialed your number at the phone by the docks Your voice sounded just like a music box Your voice sounded just like a music box No pain, no gain You drive me insane Left in the rain Your heart is stained Hope we're not through? P.S, I love you Well, we almost got locked up for public urination But we paid off the cops right in front of the station We sheepishly crossed the international border And back in the states, well, our lives were in order Then I believe I finally came home I said I was sorry, you looked so alone I stripped all the way to my boxers and socks Your voice sounded just like a music box Your voice sounded just like a music box No pain, no gain I drive you insane I am to blame Our hearts are stained Hope we're not through? P.S, I love you