One, two
One, two
Honey, let me open up a can o' pop
I'm rusty like an old horse shoe
I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
Had a chance to meet my love and her producers
But I ended up drunken up a corky
Tried to fill your head with a bunch of lame excuses
I think she knows I wanna do the herky jerky
Honey, let me open up a can o' pop
I'm rusty like an old horse shoe
I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
So I asked to try to meet me at another dish
But a monster chased me down and chakalako
And I jumped and sprained my ankle on a catfish
Now she's left me for some drummer she calls Hako
Honey, let me open up a can o' pop
I'm rusty like an old horse shoe
I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
I left my bottle at the shettle
Left my shampoo down in Tupelo
I lost my left eye from a crossbow
And my wallet, way up cattle north
So after seeing what the heck I ended up at the back
I passed out in the rain and ended up in a train
From Atlanta to Savannah, woke up in Louisiana
Shouted at Hosanna and I sipped on a banana
Gave my girl a nod, and said glory be to God
Honey, let me open up a can o' pop
I'm rusty like an old horse shoe
I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
So I finally talked her into going to kickaboo
At the motel we did a little research
The father found out and his face turned blue
Now we're getting married over at the catholic church
Honey, let me open up a can o' pop
I'm rusty like an old horse shoe
I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you