حبيبي خالو It's so nice you're coming to visit us here in Lebanon Listen you have your own place in the mountains و إنت you're a man I don't want you to do anything We got you a maid, eh She's your maid You do whatever you want. Now listen I paid extra to make sure she's Filipina The man at the agency He says Ethiopian is $200, Filipina is $500 I say only the best for my nephew, حبيبي إنت و don't worry هلأ إنت I know you're going to tell me "Racist ما racist" لأ حبيبي She has her own little area She has her own bed Her own مجلة Of course she doesn't use your مجلة That's you know, dirty Even though she makes your food So... This I... This is... uh I have her passport So don't worry She won't run away لأن نحن the last two For some reason, they jump off the balcony They're crazy sometimes يمكن she wants to go make شرموطة I don't know But don't worry about it حبيبي أنا I take care of it Only the best for you Alright We'll see you soon hopefully