Can't sleep
Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Bad dreams
Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Heartburn
Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Shhhhhh
I'm sneaking downstairs for a midnight milk
I'll be creepin'
While the rest of y'all sleepin'
Down I got these old stairs creakin'
I only got one thing in mind
Twinkle toe down the hall
With my mission defined
Oooh, I'm in the mood to moo
While skim one or two
Honestly any on will do
Refrigerator rendezvous
Got a full glass and I'm throwing it back
Roll down my esophagus: throat coat
Drink it down fast like I'm on the attack
This late night beverage is: The GOAT
-You could warm it up if you're freaky
What happens here STAYS in the kitchen
Remember that we're being' sneaky
Don't need no twilight snitchin'
Can't sleep Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Bad dreams
Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Heartburn Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Shhhhhh
I'm sneaking downstairs for a midnight milk
Don't go down without backup
You'll get caught and sent straight back up
I'ma join you let me pack up
Thirsty plus I want to snack up
The milk I like isn't milk at all
Non dairy bruh, leave the cows to ya'll
Plant based, growing tall
Gonna drink a rice milk waterfall
I don't tolerate lactose
Servin up that pure joy
I'm a soy boy
Almond, Oat, Flax, Prost!
So shake it up, shake it well
You a punk rock, non-dairy rebel (Ruh-Bel)
It tastes close enough, I can't tell
Alternative beverages sure are swell
Can't sleep
Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Bad dreams
Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Heartburn
Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Shhhhhh
I'm sneaking downstairs for a midnight milk
Looking at my clock its about that time
Knowing that I got to be at work by nine
Now its five, I shut my eyes
Can't sleep, got too much on my mind
Maybe that pizza with bbq chicken
Wasn't a great move, maybe I shoulda listened
Bad case of heartburn, inside kickin'
Now I'm headin' downstairs gotta get to the kitchen
For a little bit of milk, I don't care what kind
Then I get there and not a single drop I find
But I remember that advice my mom
And the powdered milk she brought by that time
Carnation, man I hate the stuff
Add some tap water and shake it up
Yuck, I finish the cup, it settles my stomach so that's what's up
Can't sleep
Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Bad dreams
Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Heartburn
Need a midnight milk
Midnight milk
Shhhhhh
I'm sneaking downstairs for a midnight milk