Oh my god
I just realized something terrible
I'm past my athletic prime
I wasted my whole athletic prime
It's gone like the sands of time
All that's left for me to do is die
Will I ever go pro?
No
Sorry bro
Will I make it to the NBA?
No way
Not today, or ever
Why did I waste my time
Making these beats and these rhymes?
I shoulda trained for the draft
Instead of making them laugh
Why am I trying to sing?
I should be chasing a ring
I'm past my prime
All I got left is my
Sexual prime
Lemme just double check that online
Wait according to Cosmo magazine
I sexually peaked at eighteen
I'm past my sexual prime
I coulda been the Ron Jeremy of my time
I'm sad cause I never tried
Now I'll probably have to turn to a life of crime
Will I star in a porno?
Of course no
It's too late
Will I have a threesome with two MILFs?
I don't think I will
I lack the skills
I wish I tried my best
I shoulda focused on sex
Now I just smash for free
Instead of professionally
Watching a porn movie
Thinking "that coulda been me"
I'm past my prime
All I got left is my
Optimus prime
Let me just double check that online
Oh my god transformers aren't real
I don't even know how to feel
I'm past my Optimus Prime
I will never bring a cool red truck to life
I wish I had a sentient ride
I always thought I'd fight with robots in the sky
Will I hang out with an autobot?
Probably not
They don't exist
Will I ever meet Shia Labeouf?
Well, actually, I don't know. Maybe.
I passed my prime
I wasted my life
But don't you cry
Cause when I die
I'll still have my
Amazon Prime
I'm just now entering my amazon prime as I leave my athletic prime