I've never been around the State of Texas I've never set my foot in new Orleans But I've heard so many stories about those places It makes it feels like a good old pair of Jeans I've never been deep down into cocain I've never used a gram of heroin But I've heard so many stories about it It makes it feels like a good old pair of Jeans I've never take a single human life I never was forced to be a slave But I've heard so many stories about it It makes it feels like a good old pair of Jeans I've never been to war, nor held a gun I've never took a life of living being But I've heard so many stories about it It makes it feels like a good old pair of Jeans