Well Monday 'n Tuesday, work hard all day Wednesday 'n Thursday, no time to play Friday's when I, get my pay So I can ball Saturday night sleep Sunday all day I'm gonna hoot and holler Saturday night Well I'll hoot and holler Saturday night I don't care they charge your dollar For that whiskey bite to swallow I'm gonna get real drunk and wobble, Saturday night I'm gonna give everybody, a sip of wine Treat the pickle'o to a great big dime Gonna drink myself a whole quarter gin And let the good times roll till the cops come in I'm gonna hoot and holler Saturday night Yes I'll hoot and holler Saturday night While I'm cooling with Miss Marlyn I'll be real warm in the collar Cause anybody starts to fight, Saturday night All you boys keep what show off on your checks I'll be standin' close by with a bag full of drinks Gonna steal me a girl and follow the jag Then I'll hoot and holler 'til I blow my stack If anybody gets full of that old Guinnessy stout Wanna do some knockin' down maybe a little dragging out Don't come to me talking, all out of your head I got a big 45 to make sure that you did I'm gonna raise me a rooka, Saturday night Well I'm gonna raise me a rooka Saturday night Now when that piano man starts talking I'll have everybody jumpin' I'll be in that bootin' and shootin' Saturday night I'll raise me a rooka, Saturday night