I love a mean mean man He lives uptown When I want him most He's not around [Chorus] He's a mean mean man Whoooo! Lordy he's a mean mean man He's a mean mean man but I love him all I can Oh well, he calls at six He wants a date at eight But he's never on time He's always late Well, then we go to a dance He holds me real tight But then he don't even kiss me goodnight I-I-I know I'm a fool To love that man But I'm a-gonna love him as long as I can I-I-I know I'm a fool To love that man But I'm gonna love him as long as I can He's a mean mean man but I love him all I can He's a mean mean man but I love him all I can