I was layin' in the front yard yesterday I thought I heard a noise coming my way I turned and looked and much to my surprise There he stood with a chopper by his side Ooh, the man and the chopper A king and queen seater It had a sissy bar with a scorpion on the back He said they call me it and that's what I am I've been ridin' for a week and tired I am Oooh that drink would really be kind of nice But some down some home lovin' would be just out of sight Ooh, it was the man and the chopper A king and queen and seater It had a sissy bar with a scorpion on the back I said come here 'cause I dug him on the first sight I said you're just the kind of guest I need tonight He'd made that neat and drank to his heart's delight Actin' like he'd been there all his life He took me in his arms so gently Kissed my face all over, cheek-to-cheek Ooh, the man and the chopper A king and queen seater It had a sissy bar with a scorpion on the back He made cold tears run up and down my spine I did what I could to try and make the chopper mine But I, I woke up the next morning in time to see The chopper pullin' out and leaving me Oooh, it was the man and the chopper A king and queen seater It had a sissy bar with a scorpion on the back