It wasn't particularly gracious Of me to leave, but I found The situation unbearably ostentatious With you and her flirtatious Had it been any other night I might have stayed and put up a fight I guess I wasn't impressed with your seduction It wasn't an unlikely conclusion For me to draw when I saw You and her in some obvious love seclusion Please pardon my intrusion Had you said something too profound I might have hung in and stood my ground I guess I just wasn't digging our illusion If you think I didn't see I got news for you If you think you're fooling me I got news for you It wasn't an irrational notion That made me take the walk 'cause I'm not inclined towards unwarranted commotion Unnecessary motion Had I thought you were some excuse I might have stayed and turned on the juice I guess I just felt a lack of real emotion If you think I didn't see I got news for you If you think you're fooling me I got news for you.