Some people tell me I got great legs Can't figure out why you make me beg Does not compute, don't not compute You think you're special, well so do I Why do special women make me cry? Does not compute, baby Some don't compute Must be something in the water they drink It's been the same with every girl I've had Must be something in the water they drink Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad? Some think I'm kinda smart Why must a fella stop with you before he start It do not compute I'd buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars But you gotta talk to me, baby Tell me who you really are Must be something in the water they drink It's been the same with every girl I've had Must be something in the water they drink Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad? Must be something in the water they drink It's been the same with every girl I've had Must be something in the water they drink 'Cause why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad? Good Lord I said, must be something in the water you drink It's been the same with every girl I've had Must be something in the water you drink Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?