I live on the road side watch the cars passing by
I bring you the headlines and stories of crime
See your reflection in my paper each day
Watch your reaction as your eyes turn away
Welcome to Jack's Palace
Don't turn away
Welcome to Jack's Palace
You made it this way
For only two quarters you can know what I know
Read of destruction and political shows
Learn who is living, learn who is dead
Read their life's story, hear what they said
Welcome to Jack's Palace
Don't turn away
Welcome to Jack's Palace
You made it this way
It's power and glory, that are the rage
And somehow they're always right here on front page
You come back tomorrow, the headlines will change
But somehow the stories are always the same
Welcome to Jack's Palace
Don't turn away
Welcome to Jack's Palace
You made it this way