Released on 'susanna hoffs' (1996) You're a little bit phony And you try a bit too hard, hard I'm a little bit lonely And I wonder who you are. Maybe you are someone brilliant If not I still don't mind. I'm on a grand adventure With my friend, the great pretender We can do anything we want. In your corduroy flares With your led zeppelin hair And your nonchalance You hide how much you really care. You drink your irish whiskey Through lips I wish would kiss me. I'm on a grand adventure With my friend, the great pretender We can do anything we want. Anywhere, anytime Anywhere. And now my happiness is Your happiness is happy, happy, yeah. I'm on a grand adventure With my friend, the great pretender We can do anything we want. Anywhere, anytime. My happiness is your happiness And my happiness is your happiness And my happiness is your happiness And my happiness is your happiness. Baby, in your forponey boots You're a little bit phony And you try a bit too hard.