Da doo da da dee Da da da da dee I wasn't quick at arithmetic When I went to school Adding and subtraction Drove me to distraction I never made the seventh grade Still, I'm not a fool Cause there's one little sum At which I'm not so dumb Add six feet of papa Five feet of mama You get eleven But I get heaven Cause that six feet of papa Belongs to me Now, if you think I'm lying Try multiplying Six feet of blisses Times fifty kisses Every night we're rehearsing The answer, you see I've had sweeties four feet four Now I've got me two feet more Does he thrill me through and through? Well, you can bet your boots he do Add six feet of papa Five feet of mama You get eleven But I get heaven Cause that six feet of papa Belongs to me Add six feet of papa Five feet of mama You get eleven But I get heaven Cause that six feet of papa Belongs to me, me, me me me Now, if you think I'm lying Try multiplying Six feet of blisses Times fifty kisses Every night we're rehearsing The answer, you see Take a kiss and add a kiss You'll find out your answer's bliss We don't count our kisses - why? Just cause we can't count that high Add six feet of papa Five feet of mama You get eleven But I get heaven Cause that six feet of papa Belongs to me Dwee-dwee-da That six feet of papa Belongs to me