"Frosty!" ♪ Welcome to the land of opportunity There's everything that you want but nothing that you really need You're better off sleeping on your neighbor's couch With crumbs in your face and a foot in your mouth Choose your poison Hmmm choose your poison ♪ Everybody's talking about the new sensation He went up in a flash to his final destination I can't get the image out of my head Stuck like a fly in a spider's web Choose your poison Well choose your poison Momma hit me with a whipping stick Momma hit me with a whipping stick Momma hit me with a whipping stick Ahhh Talk what you want about my valentine Say that she's a crazy girl Say I lost my mind Or credit what you want to my imagination But she's even better than her reputation Choose your poison Yeah choose your poison Whoa oh momma hit me with a whipping stick Momma hit me with a whipping stick Momma hit me with a whipping stick Ahhh ♪ Nah nah nah nah ♪ I would like to thank all who made it possible Mom and Dad of course The doctors and the hospitals The priests and politicians who died up on the cross The guys that owe me money The team ain't never lost Momma hit me with a whipping stick Momma hit me with a whipping stick Oh momma hit me with a whipping stick Hey Choose your poison (Oh oh) Hmm choose your poison