The world's your oyster that's what they say
The sky's the limit you'll go far
Just put your mind to it and you can do it
You want it to happen
Just wish on a star
I don't buy that it's all rubbish
Frankly it's insulting
All those champagne wishes and caviar dreams don't exist when you're adulting
Doctor appointments errands to run
I thought growing older meant I'd have fun
My back is aching and my grocery list is long
Can somebody tell me
Where did it all go wrong
Meditation yoga homeopathy
Reiki ain't all it's cracked up to be
I'm sick and tired of all the consulting
There just isn't a cure for adulting
And the worst part of being an adult (The worst, it's the worst part)
There's no one to blame when it's all your fault (It's all, it's all your fault)
The bills pile up
The pain rolls in
Will my dreams ever see the light of day again
Dating ain't easy but we all got needs
If practice makes perfect what's wrong with me
My husband divorced me my fiancée's gay
One boyfriend just decided to move away
Now I don't need a man to make me smile
I'm an independent woman and I got style
The world's my oyster, that's what I say
The sky's the limit I'm gonna go far
I put my mind to it and I can do it
I wished on a star and the results are in
Yep I still suck at adulting