The farmin' life is a hell of a life You scratch all day, you barely sleep at night But when the works all done You know where I'll be found High up in the hayloft rollin' around Parked in the woodshed Saturday night Grand Ole Opry by the dashboard light Baby's on the bench seat ready to go So if you want to have fun Honey, let's have a roll in the Hey, good-lookin' country gal Hey, good-lookin' country gal Mouse in the corn crib, pig in a pen Pitchforks turn just to circle again It's a barnyard two-step, do-si-do Raisin' up a ruckus 'til the rooster crows Parked in the woodshed Saturday night Grand Ole Opry by the dashboard light Baby's on the bench seat ready to go So if you want to have fun Honey, let's have a roll in the Hey, good-lookin' country gal Hey, good-lookin' country gal Hey, good-lookin' country gal Hey, pretty mama, let the good times roll 'Cause this ole bird dog's rarin' to go Now when it comes to farmin', a-foolin' around Let's strike a match and burn the barn down Parked in the woodshed Saturday night Grand Ole Opry by the dashboard light Baby's on the bench seat ready to go So if you want to have fun Honey, let's have a roll in the Hey, good-lookin' country gal Hey, good-lookin' country gal Let's have a roll in the Hey, good-lookin' country gal