It's time to revitalize this stagnant career of mine I'll wrap my car around a tree so I can open up eyes This is what I need and how I live my life I'm the miracle mankind's been waiting for Stumble, snort, repeat Stumble and snort Call me whatever you want For half a note I can sing and dance for a couple more Stumble, snort, repeat I don't know when to quit I'll pay for my trip to hell I take my handouts in stride I'll kill myself to assure my legacy I cry myself to sleep Covered in the sweat of a hard day's work This is my town I'll be fine I can't even breathe But this is what I need I'll be as fucked as I want whenever I want This is how I live my life This is what I need I am the miracle mankind's been waiting for I am your miracle