I know someone you've been dying to meet
Waited to long she died on her feet
Had to get down and drown my grief
Blowing my nose in my handkerchief
Don't get fresh now, don't shake hands
Lord is engaged in a merry dance
Never been lucky, never had a chance
Wanted to go out but they said I can't
Needed butter but they's all run out
No paper left to wipe 'em out
Had to get someone to bail me out
Now I got stock and I won't go out
Never going out, never go out again
Never going out, never go out again
Never going out, never go out again
Never going out, never go out again
Seems like we don't got much days to go
I heard about it on the radio
Up shit creek, not paid to row
Think I'm gonna have to raid a store
Can't be doing no standing in line
Don't want no famine of mine
An honest man don't do no crime
So you can stick it where the un don't shine
So you can tell my former friends
I respect social distancing
I order in if I got the ends
Only problem where to put my bins
Never going out, never go out again
Never going out, never go out again
Never going out, never go out again
Never going out, never go out again
Never going out, never go out again
Never going out, never go out again
Never going out, never go out again
Never going out, never go out again