Hey you don't know me but
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You got a lonely gut
Don't let the music end
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Only got myself to sell
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And I'll be back tomorrow
You get the picture right?
Have you really got the gist?
I just met you but I'm like
You should join my mailing list
Click bait and rate my lament
Maybe I should make it blatant
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Need the cash bundles raking
And If I say hello
Holding up a blue thumb
Oh you like the radio
I don't wanna call you dumb
You think that more is better
Wanna be a go getter
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Have you got the time it takes
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