I want some service asshole I've been waiting here a half an hour Some say your foods disturbing Will I regret what I get this evening I need some coffee, Linda You better smile you pea-brain napkin Maid My friends don't trust your presence From this menu I will sample your essence Eenie meanie, secretly meaty A slice of cow, forgotten beef A free set of silverware Did this cow die unaware Dirty mike is not too bright You can cook to his delight Accommodate a plate of fries