Hey baby Shoe fairy baby I'm waitin' for you My feet are achin' My legs are quakin' I paid my dues I wanna be changin' I wanna be different I wanna be you Sweet little pixie You're gonna fix me My waitin' is through Sweet Jesus Heavens to Betsy What did you do? Well, these shoes are crazy They're makin' me lazy I'm naked and bruised I'm beaten and battered My spirits are shattered I'm fellin' confused Hey baby, my shoe fairy baby Maybe some boots? These shoes fit? THE SHOES DON'T FIT! (x4) SHOES DON'T FIT - You can't wear them! (x4) And then he walked away (x8)