Having problems with the humorous[?] of hunters? Got you down? Well now there's a solution Doctor Deer here, friends With help from the heart to mend In this message I send Hunters beware! Have fear what deers may come in the night To give your dreams fright The difference between you and them erased As you look into their face Nowhere to hide from your lies Mirrored in their eyes Open the gates of Santa's petting zoo So that deers may come home Please, it's time to stop the fighting Put down your weapons So someday our children may see What deers may come