2023 will be the only year that we can buy a $30 calendar for Unless we go our separate ways & marry rich But I don't think I will & Even though those twelve pieces of papers are absurdly priced You & I wake up every morning & decide To spend more on coffee & bagels & gas & As we're sitting on the kitchen table You say you don't feel as old as you are I tell you I feel older I'm scared my brain will age faster than my body does & We laugh Cause what are the odds of that? I remember last year sitting on Lauren's day bed & She was telling me how she feels like she's said a lot but somehow She never got to say it all & I remember last year feeling terrified That I would end up in the same boat But now I find that I don't really wanna talk To anyone about anything that matters at all & I laugh Cause what were the odds of that?