Yeh, I'm a desperate man. I'm a desperate man. I'm almost as desperate as Desperate Dan. Oh my, I ain't like no pie? I don't need a can of spinach to make me high. Yeh, I'm a desperate man. I'm a desperate man. I'm almost as desperate as Desperate Dan. Oh fie, I eats cow pie? It makes me high when I eats cow pie. Well, I'm a desperate man. I'm a desperate man. I'm almost as desperate as Desperate Dan. Oh my, love to see you fly. I get so high, I'm on cow pie.